Whose the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's tough to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These shells-bearing athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it hard to definitively rank them. Some might say that wide receiver Sammy, with his snail-like advances, is the prime candidate. But don't discount Timmy the linebacker, who consistently crawls behind on